Dudes of the Congregation;
Welcome!! And, A Good Day to you.
This issue of ShortSermons is on the subject of: Vulgarity
From The Revelations of Minister Skyddz:
THE GENESIS :8:4:
“ ….AND; THE RIGHT FRONT FINGER MOVED WITHIN HER; STIRRING THE WILDNESS; AND GOD FELT THE WILDNESS AND, THE KINSHIP THEREIN; AND BLEST HER, SAYING: “ARISE THOU; NOW; DUDE!! BREATHE; MINE OWN NAME UPON THY LIPS; AND; KNOW THY BLESSING; …. THOU ART: ‘LIBERATOR OF BEASTS….’””
…. There are those among us (you), whom let their own un-wholesome thinking on this verse, conjure images of bestiality and un-natural behaviors….
If that’s where your head instinctively goes, (how do you get laid, dude?!) then you already know in your depths, though you share it with no one, that it is YOU, not the Author, in need of Good Professional Care and Guidance. Email me. I’m Certified a ‘Spiritual Counselor’.
*Mention this post, and get a 6% discount off of your first 4 hour session*
The fact that it is possible to boundlessly DayDream in accordance with your own hidden-fantasy-realm-doctrine, even while you read these Better~Scriptures, is not only obvious, it borders-on: “So`What??” If you’d keep your nasty, selfish, AntiAmerican, censorship views to your own filthy self, no one else would ever have thought of it and suffered thereby….
So; how Righteous can you seriously call yourself now?!
….I mean; with a straight face….
CHAPTER 9:1:
“….AND; FEELING THIS KINSHIP; GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS SAW; THAT IT WAST ALL GOOD; AND, WAST MOVED TO RIDE AGAIN; LEAVING MADAM AND BEAVE FREE UPON THE FIELDS ALONG THE ROAD-REVEALED; COUPLED DIVINELY; AS WAST PUT-IN THEM OF THE RIGHT FRONT FINGER….”
Dude!! Get your mind outa the Beastly Brothel of Buggery!! It’s written all over yer face! What would your mother think?? Or is she where you got your freak-show mentality?!
Look: Call me when you decide you want some help with your “Problem”; your disgusting secret is safe with me…. (unless of course, you don’t pay your bill…. In which case I’ll be forced to give your story and your address to the Monastery Militia – that could get Dang Ugly, dude!!)
Good Luck and Roses….
Minister Skyddz
Tags: barnyard sex, beast, brothel, freak show, madam, manners, mother, sermon, sex with animals, vulgarity
I’ve never found that passage anything but a beautiful thing…bless the beasts and the children…should I feel differently?
Im Sorry!…I thought I was supposed to picture that…and I thought I did It pretty damn well too!…it was very cool man, I’ll describe it to ya later (maybe you can get your video crew to recreate it like you did that last vision i had…you know the one where you were…uhmmm…you know the one right ?…yeah…), well, anyway…how many 4 hour sessions are you giving for the getting of 6%…(three?…im guessing, for a total of…. eighteen % off?….youre charging by the session, right?….not by the sin, i hope, cause ah some of them sessions where FULL of some very pretty young and sinful stuff…ing …things, and how about more %’s off for co-dependant-co-defendants and shiite muslims?)
p.s….that helcat sounds like my kinda girl…YES, “bless the ‘consenting’ beasts and the ‘over 21 year old children’…again, and again…
….Encore!! Encore!!
Yes, she certainly is a freshness amongst the likes of We;
‘AmylProphet’!!
Though, since We canonized her she’s often seemed a somewhat Pushy-Bitch. But, she’s always the purest and most objectively-beneficial counsel, being very goal oriented and gifted with creative insight, much to sober for you or I to glimpse without her.
“Saint Helen of the Epiphany”, she is!! And, We made sure that it was scriptured, leaving NO ambiguity unto the reader, upon the Certificate of her SaintHood which I cast the Monastery to frame and carry unto her at her home in your own Zion-Zone….
And, your smarty-assy “I’m Sorry!” comment above spawned a genuine pleasantness upon this pastoral-visage, Minister!!
“May the vast majority of your Dreamings evolve as Fated in your own eyes….”
(Careful with that one Johnny; Them Paths can be..’Treacherous’!)
Yes, verily am I certain that you did, indeed, do it pretty damn well. I’ll expect a full report.
As to the rest: I suggest that it’s already quite well-known to your mind as well as to your spirit, that the “Therapy” which takes place with you and I is mutually equitable and as-well; profoundly antitherapeutic from the viewpoint of the (unincluded/uninitiated) Common-Person(s), whom always somehow seem to bear distracted and dilluted witness to our conversation(s)….
….Ahh; whut-th-Hell…. :
For you Minister Fate; ‘By the Session, as by the Sin(s)!!’ In these Etherealities, 18% is only 18% ’til it’s some other alleged amount….
Just-you leave Us a tip in the Jar-o upon your departure, and We’ll call ‘er Good, Dude!!
Good Luck and Roses to you, Fate O’88Fates!!!!
~~Minister Skyddz~~