Comments for Skyddz' ShortSermons

Comment on On: The AfterLife…. by Minister Fate

Minister Fate — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:26:46 +0000

I TOLD YA SO, I TOLD YA SO, I TOLD YA SO!!! NOW didnt I say I told ya so?!
Now, when you feel that you’re “sufficiently experienced”, Minister Skyddz, with the Brother Hendrix, heed thou this: Thy Shameless Plug!
With an creatively original theme as old as the ’60’s and most certainly as timeless as thine own youth (from whence ye had first come), I hear’by reveal unto thine own flock and unto the flecks of thine fathers own rockin’ flocks-
The Musick That God Himself-es-ses most prefers to listen whilst dreaming up His next Holy and sacred concoction of Wonderment-
The cosmic sounds of AT8FATES (no less!)
(Hey, you started it, man…)
And dig this!
as a bonus for reading this far I’ll reveal to ya one of Gods favorite winamp visualizations, its called “Whitecap” (what else would it be?).
And when its all “Twisted” together its not hard to imagine the headphones of the lord set at the perfect volume of Eleven at all hours of the sabbath morning, either, now is it?!
…{singin’ songs with no words…breathing deeply, and…ah…ummm, stuff.
Good loads and uh, ruskets, sirsh kids…

Comment on On: The AfterLife…. by Beth

Beth — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:31:41 +0000

Minister Skyddz, you ALWAYS appear with the right answers at the right time! Thank you!!

Comment on On Criticism…. by Skyddz

Skyddz — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:59:10 +0000

Ahhh…. Brother Fate!!
Nice of you to visit. And, quite stunning that you should, without having any prior knowledge of it, mention the subject of our next ‘Sermon’:

On Bell Bottoms and Paisleys….
(that being; as they pertain to pitchin’ horseshoes, and/or huffin’ roses and emyl nitrate in our public parks).
Obviously, in such a sermon, I should hafta expose the fact that true Paisley is merely Fractal which has entered the Witness Protection Program…. But I’m sure all will still be good afterward; it’s been so damn long since God’s fingerprints were taken, the Infidel (Zinfandel??) prob’ly won’t remember anything about the “Situation“, as it were.
I s’pose I’ve left the rest of our Congregation somewhat clueless with much of this, but if they read the Truer Gospel: “The Revelations of Minister Skyddz” whether in piety or or not, they would be prepared for “2nd Revelations” (almost ready for publication) in which the truth of this matter is discovered.

More Later,
Good Luck and Roses….

~Minister Skyddz~

Comment on On Criticism…. by Fate

Fate — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:10:55 +0000

I love everybody when I’m blasted, man (and that REALLY sucks when ya have ta go to jail that way…).
And those “christmas piles” that you mentioned?
That was supposed to be confidential dude…Whats up with that?

As for the criticism thing…at least there was nothing said about Bell-bottoms and paisleys, eh?

“Keep On Truckin’, Brother!”

lmao

Good Luck and Roses, man…er, uh, “satan”.

Comment on On Sexuality…. by Skyddz

Skyddz — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:35:42 +0000

Excellent!!
Verily; it seemeth as-if thou art even Righteously-Moved by the very Finger of God!! And, to; thus spread these Gospel ever far, and ever wide!! Bless you, child.
Er…. ….(hey, if ya include 1stAngel.co.uk, and these ShortSermons; when I talk to the Big-G-Lordy-Dude at lunch tomorrow, I’ll put a ‘bug’ in the Mighty, Mighty Ear ’bout your Gracious Service unto this Heavenly Cause….)

Good Luck and Roses….

Comment on On Sexuality…. by Normajean Bauer

Normajean Bauer — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:19:41 +0000

Hey some great stuff here ! will read thru it and pass your website along

Comment on On Responibility…. by 1stAngel

1stAngel — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:01:40 +0000

But, I am already an Angel LOL

Comment on On Responibility…. by St. Helen

St. Helen — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 20:53:05 +0000

Watch out Beth, he’ll do it! Saint Elizabeth…..has a nice ring to it.

And than ky you for the kind Xmass wish Minister. Marbles intact.

Comment on On Responibility…. by 1stAngel

1stAngel — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 11:43:17 +0000

I had an amazing Christmas thank you…I ate chocolate all day and watched movies. Lazy I definitely was yesterday. Not a leaky marble bag in sight.

You keep coming up with the good sermons and I will keep talking x

Comment on On Responibility…. by Skyddz

Skyddz — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:52:20 +0000

I just love you ladies!! Unassuming and not opinionated, yet still willing to say your piece, with an aim t’ward a meeting o’ the minds…. Those qualities seem to me to be rare in our times.
I think I might put Beth in for Sainthood, and maybe lay a little Monastic-Duty upon you two — Not that I see EITHER of you as “slacking”: Quite the contrary; I think the two of you might stimulate this Congregation into attendance. Might even make some one actually consider a subject, long enough to form a valid opinion.
All things as they are; that can only be Good!!

Keep up the Good Work, girls. God and I appreciate you.
Hell, we might even be Overly-Appreciative, if one of us can ever land a paying gig.
Cross your fingers…. And don’t keep your thoughts to yourself, that’s stingey.

I hope your Xmasses were/are beautiful and filled with joyous laughter/your favorite sexual gluttony/other stuff/etc.
“May Your Marble-Bag(s) Never Leak!!”

Peace.

Good Luck and Roses….

Minister Skyddz