Dudes of the Congregation;
Welcome!! And, A Good Day to you.
This issue of ShortSermons is on the subject of: Vulgarity
From The Revelations of Minister Skyddz:
THE GENESIS :8:4:
“ ….AND; THE RIGHT FRONT FINGER MOVED WITHIN HER; STIRRING THE WILDNESS; AND GOD FELT THE WILDNESS AND, THE KINSHIP THEREIN; AND BLEST HER, SAYING: “ARISE THOU; NOW; DUDE!! BREATHE; MINE OWN NAME UPON THY LIPS; AND; KNOW THY BLESSING; …. THOU ART: ‘LIBERATOR OF BEASTS….’””
…. There are those among us (you), whom let their own un-wholesome thinking on this verse, conjure images of bestiality and un-natural behaviors….
If that’s where your head instinctively goes, (how do you get laid, dude?!) then you already know in your depths, though you share it with no one, that it is YOU, not the Author, in need of Good Professional Care and Guidance. Email me. I’m Certified a ‘Spiritual Counselor’.
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The fact that it is possible to boundlessly DayDream in accordance with your own hidden-fantasy-realm-doctrine, even while you read these Better~Scriptures, is not only obvious, it borders-on: “So`What??” If you’d keep your nasty, selfish, AntiAmerican, censorship views to your own filthy self, no one else would ever have thought of it and suffered thereby….
So; how Righteous can you seriously call yourself now?!
….I mean; with a straight face….
CHAPTER 9:1:
“….AND; FEELING THIS KINSHIP; GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS SAW; THAT IT WAST ALL GOOD; AND, WAST MOVED TO RIDE AGAIN; LEAVING MADAM AND BEAVE FREE UPON THE FIELDS ALONG THE ROAD-REVEALED; COUPLED DIVINELY; AS WAST PUT-IN THEM OF THE RIGHT FRONT FINGER….”
Dude!! Get your mind outa the Beastly Brothel of Buggery!! It’s written all over yer face! What would your mother think?? Or is she where you got your freak-show mentality?!
Look: Call me when you decide you want some help with your “Problem”; your disgusting secret is safe with me…. (unless of course, you don’t pay your bill…. In which case I’ll be forced to give your story and your address to the Monastery Militia – that could get Dang Ugly, dude!!)
Good Luck and Roses….
Minister Skyddz