Skyddz' ShortSermons

Friends; Brethren; Sisteren;

Visiting Dignitaries;

Welcome!!

And, may you find reasonably acceptable answer(s) and explanation(s) here in my ShortSermons.

–God willing, of course!!–

First; I’m sure there’s some dang law which requires that I state somewhere, the fact that some portion of this posting has been previously, similarly-posted on 1 or many other sites and/or venues, using any guessable number of platform(s) and/or media(um).

(I don’t wanna get arrested ….)

Okay; that said: I can get down to it.

Is your spousal partnership suffering??  Or; are you suffering within your spousal partnership??  Or; do you find yourself wondering what excuse your spousal partner might believe about where you’ve been??

Are you stressed-out and worried about the possibility of your spousal partner smelling the lust-musk of another partner on your private parts??

Well.

There are, I suppose, many ways to prevent the black-eyes, and/or the fat-lip you’ got comin’!!

But; for clarity’s sake: You’ got it comin’!!  What th’ Hell were you thinkin’?? You might’ve at least showered b’fore you came back home to these formerly lovin’ arms!!

In the New Scriptures offered here at this site:

www.ministerskyddz.com

There’s a way-more Bitchin solution to this and, mucho grande other/similar potentially lethal problems.

The Revelations of Minister Skyddz is filled with Well-Intended-Suggestions to help a dude make the decent, more-user-friendly decisions in our nearly-everyday-lives!!

God wouldn’ta told this Good-Minister what to write, if it wasn’t, well; pretty good!!

Right??

‘ Caught you off-guard with that one eh?!  If you’d read The Revelations of Minister Skyddz, you’da already suspected that me an’ God got a “Thing-goin’-on!!”

You could call me “Prophet” if you wanted to.  Or; GodScribe….  Whatever.

Anyway; here’s a clue:

The Genesis:12:5:

….FOR; ONCE A DUDE IST MARRIED; DUDES; THAT’S IT! DO THOU NOT GO THERE, IF THY PROMISE IST BULL; LEST THOU PERISH…FOR; SHALT THOU SURELY WILT, IF-TH CAUGHT CRACK-SNACKING BESIDES THY MEAL AT HOME!”….

Clearly, God is not Pro-Infidelity. Nor is God Pro-Divorce. Keep in mind that God required no signatures and, there was no lawyer to draw-up a contract. This union took place in the heart and/or spirit. It included God because it was a true desire within Madam and Beave.
I have never been “Legally Married”. But, I’ve been married within, and I know for a fact, that at least a (huge) part of the “perish” and the “wilt” which take place is the divorce itself, brought on by the fact that the “promise” was false. That is; the “promise” of at least one of us was “bull”.
Dudes; it’s just easier and less costly/painful to cop to the fact that you really have no clue whether or not you stand any chance of being monogamous. Just admit that you’re a fuckin’ heathen and that you like it, right from the gate! Don’t tell ‘em they are the only one for you ’til you know it’s a fact. That way no one gets hurt, except the True Sap…. Which is half-assed-cool anyway, ’cause you sort-of thin the herd. And; maybe the Sap will be inclined then to read The Revelations of Minister Skyddz, and become enlightened on the subject. So; you whip a little Gospel on ‘em too!! That’s a win-win situation. And, maybe one in which God pulls out the Righteous Scotch to give you that star-on-your-forehead-pat-on-the-back feeling.
By saying; “Baby, you aint th’ only one, but; You’re th’ Best One”, you open the door to trust and understanding. You can’t easily get what you want from anyone anyway, IF YOU LIE TO THEM ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT FROM THEM!!
Get-it??

Please:  Leave a comment, if you feel so-inclined.

Good Luck and Roses….

And, uh;  ‘Amen’.

– Minister Skyddz –