Welcome, all.
And a good day to you.
Recently, an elderly member of our flock; a woman of 79 years, whom subsidizes her meager Social Security income by selling, uhh, shall I say; ‘high quality herbs’…. For medicinal purposes, only, of course, was attacked in her home by a pack of some 12-or-so marauders, intent on causing her great pain and anguish.
To be fair: she had socked-up one of their group, earlier in the day, for making too many daily trips to her ‘garden’, thereby drawing unnecessary and unwanted attention to her home and the ‘goings-on’ there. Obviously, she feels that it just wouldn’t do, for her unreported income to be found out. Why; they’d cut her Social Security checks by half!! Then how would she be able to afford the rising costs of the medications she has to take every day just to have a life?
So; when she told the dude to stop coming around, he tried to get tough with her and made threats, to which she responded by blacking both of his eyes, with a one-two-punch that her dear departed husband (a U.S. Marine Corps Hand-to-Hand-Combat Instructor) had shown her before he passed-on. When he fell to his knees, she rolled him back out the door with a handy right kick she’d come-up with untaught. Quite effective.
So.
The day wore on, business as usual, until nighttime came and the place was too dark for easy visibility. That’s when the fella brought his friends back, having told them that he was “jumped” and beaten by the occupants of this house.
Not a neighbor-one of hers moved to help the poor old thing!!
Now; when God and the fellas needed some help after returning from the Valley of the Shadow of Debs, only to find a masked poser tryin’ to steal the Holy Seat, in the Better Book; The Revelations of Minister Skyddz: Of Philogynians:12: 1-2 we read;
1. …AND; THE DEBS FROM THE VALLEY; DID ARISE; ENCHANTING; AND; THEIR MANTRA; WAS LIKENED UNTO THAT OF THE ANGEL’S CHANT BEFORE; AND; THEY WERE SAYING; “GOD’S NUMBER ONE; GOD’S NUMBER ONE; GOD’S NUMBER ONE…” AND; THEY DID DANCE AS THEIR CHANT GREW IN FERVOR…
2. …AND; THE MUSIC OF THE ARCHANGELS; AND; THE MUSIC OF GOD; AND; THE MUSIC OF THOSE OTHER ANGELS; WAST ENTANGLED; AND; INTERTWINED; WITH THE CHANT OF THE DEBS; AND; DID CAPTURE THE LIVING OF THE WORLD; THOSE IN ATTENDANCE; AT THE RALLY OF THE INFIDEL…
And, with the help of the Good-Neighborly Debs, this fiasco was dismanteled.
I’m just sayin’; when you know a neighbor needs a hand, why not stick one out?! It benefits us all to be there for one another.
Oh; yeah! — About the elderly woman, and the attack upon her person and premises;
Well, the marauders, it seems, were not ready to find-out that their own boy had been “jumped” by a bluehair!! She took the opporunity that their surprise granted her, to disarm and neatly kick-butt upon the “crew”. Every one of them!! They ran off before the round was even finished.
‘ Doubt they’ll be back….
So; that’s my piece for the time being.
Please respond as you see fit. Any comment will be posted.
Good Luck and Roses….
–Minister Skyddz–