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Saturday, March 8th, 2008There was this male engineer, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly.
The man found himself, he knew not [...]
The Art Collector
Friday, March 7th, 2008A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take.
He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for [...]
Jokes to make you go Groannnnn
Thursday, March 6th, 2008Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion [...]
Blonde Jokes
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008Blonde Interrogation!
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows them a picture, then hides it.
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first blonde answers:
“That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says:
“Well…uh…that’s because the picture [...]
How Sad.. Honeypuff is going :O
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008Honeypuff will soon be no more when a forum I belong to is updated.
For many a week now, the members of the chat fest have had a strange and worrying message appear across the top of their screens. What has lovingly been referred to as the ‘Honeypuff’ bug.
But, now we learn that the forum is [...]
Rose and Barb
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, “Rose, we both loved playing women’s softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do [...]
Never ask a Mississippi grandma a question
Friday, February 22nd, 2008Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I [...]
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